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Parenting Quotes

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-Michael Levine

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-Sam Levenson

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
-Harry S Truman

Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.
-Bruce Lansky

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
-Phyllis Diller

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
-David Frost

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.

A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions.
-Richard L. Evans

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
-Edgar W. Howe

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
-Hussein Nishah

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-Milton Berle

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-Rodney Dangerfield

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children
-Duke of Windsor

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
-Laurence J. Peter

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
-Author Unknown

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-Bob Phillips

It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.
-Author Unknown

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
-Author Unknown

Sunday School Contacts

For more information about Trinity's Sunday School program, please contact:

Gay Webb
email: sundayschool@trinitywheaton.org
Phone: 630-290-9561